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WINNER! Ben, who stated:
Two VPN routers walk into a bar, they both pretend to be somewhere else…
Well done, Ben! The ExpressVPN flash router is all yours!
Leave Your Comment below - Win an ExpressVPN Router!
Leave your comment for a chance to win a flash router with a year's ExpressVPN subscription pre-installed.
An ExpressVPN flash router opens a lot of doors -- connect your PS4 or XBox, connect your smart TV, connect... well, ANYTHING!
With the flash router, you can access the full web on all of your Internet devices with ExpressVPN, the world's fastest VPN!
Winning is Easy!
All you have to do to win an ExpressVPN flash router is leave an awesome comment, about anything you like... There are no rules!*
Maybe you have a funny Easter story or an egg-cracking Easter joke to share? Or perhaps you have a really good idea, and you need the router to do it?
The whole world wants to see your brain magic.
So What Are You Waiting For? GO!
Winners will be decided on March 29, 2016.
*It's true, you can write what you want. Though it's unlikely anything overly sweary or controversial will be published, even if it is big and clever.
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I've been subscribed to ExpressVPN for about 8 months now and I'm very satisfied. I honestly didn't know that this blog existed. But thanks to the Easter egg hunt (not to mention the informative entries), I'll be checking it out more often. Kudos to a job well done!
Hello team, I am a proud Express VPN user for the past 6 months. I am really satisfied with Express VPN and it's services. I have started recommending my colleagues to use Express VPN and have even written articles recommending express VPN to my followers on my blog, Currently i along with a bunch of buddies here in India (Pondicherry) are involved in building a "Peer-2-Peer Community WiFi initiative" If i could win this 'Flash Router' it would be of great help for our non-profit initiative to have a powerful router with Express VPN pre installed in it, that we will use it in our experiments. Thank you :)
yeii!
humpty dumpty called, he wants his kids back!
U guys rock! Keep up the great work !!
Flash! Ahaaaah! Saviour of my privacy!
It's true - Ignorance really is bliss!
"Tunnel" your way to Internet freedom with ExpressVPN! ^_^
I think my neighbor is stalking me. ...She's been Google-ing my name on her computer, I saw it through my telescope last night.
What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Just in time for my visit to Shanghai!!
The cake is a lie...
I have been using ExpressVPN for just over 2 years. It is important to me because the worlds 4 (some would say 1st or second) richest man blocks ISP addresses coming into my country - I like to shop a lot of US sites. My daughter likes it because she can sign into the UK Berkshire and watch the newest content on Netflix. Probably something for everyone, hope you try it out.
Ask the powerful five questions: 1. What power have you got? 2. Where did you get it from? 3. In whose interests do you exercise it? 4. To whom are you accountable? 5. How can we get rid of you? Only Democracy gives us that right. That is why no one with power likes Democracy. And that is why every generation must struggle to win it and keep it -- including you and me, here and now. --- Tony Benn, 2005
Just what I needed!
“Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
The comments above this one will get a BIG THANK YOU from Express VPN staff; the ones under will be kept in our minds for some time and will always live encrypted in some Express VPN server. The rest will get a new flash router with a whole year subscription free from Express VPN, the winner shall always remember this prize ;)
Express Security, Express Privacy, Express Installation, Express Security. Be VPN, Be Express!
Thanks for privacy.
Q: What did one ExpressVPN flash router say to the other? A: H94Ml9MA5FbYNaxZPxI3NwGlzP4mHij4N1CsxyhbKWJsaKFrmyqK59k7wI+2L+R+
I have been using Express VPN for about 8 months and have already recommended it to my friends. My university's wifi is all unencrypted and without Express VPN I would be much more hesitant to use it.
I use the vpn and it works really Well for me.
Express VPN - you cant knock-it a competition around Easter chocolate Twelve months access for free and a modum, Ill accept with glee You really know how to please.
I know it's nearly Easter, but I got naked last night and wrapped myself in sparkling Christmas lights. My girlfriend liked it so much, she beckoned me to the bedroom. The thing is, she liked it a little too much and I'm really tired. So now I'm entering this competition to get her another flashrouter.
I wish a browser combined with different VPNs. Like I am going to a main junction and after depends on which browser tab is, info going to US, UK etc. So If is not clear: You can open tabs and use them with different locations. Do not need reconnect always to another VPN server. I guess lots of people need that function. (I am bit new in this case so, if is already possible please advise me) Happy Easter!!!
Hello, please contact us via Live Chat at our website and our support staff will be able to help you out. https://blog.expressvpn.com/support/#open-chat
After implementing all the privacy measures described on the hunt I can no longer see the internet. Thankfully the NSA have offered to post this on my behalf!
Thanks for this funny game. :)
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Two VPN routers walk into a bar, they both pretend to be somewhere else...
Hi Ben, you win! ExpressVPN will contact you shortly to arrange delivery. Congratulations!
Thanks to Express VPN my thoughts are safe from Kylo Ren While they safeguard my privacy, my foes are in the dark, you see That bunny may take all the credit, but Express VPN should never let it Like all of you, I dare to ask it: “Will I find a router in my basket?”
A few advantages of using Express VPN over the holiday period or anytime you connect to the internet: H ide your IP address A pps for your mobile P rivacy P rotect your identity Y ou Tube unblocked E ncryption A nonymity S ecurity T op speed E ase of use R eferral bonuses
This would work wonders where I am! Only been a subscriber for 2 months but ill never browse again with out it. Express VPN does an amazing job and its support is phenomenal. Already told about 5 buddies about it and I plan on telling a whole lot more.
The Germies were very afraid of the Termies taking over the world. The Germies contacted the Buggies to help them rid the world of the Termies which were extremely wicked little guys. So they decided to go to Gooy's little gold mine to extract precious intel as to what must be done. As for the rest of the story, the Germies are such good little guys, the Gooy's decided to recruit the Buggies to help.
The best stuff is free stuff.
Hey team, I never enter these kind of contests... or any contests for that matter... that by itself tell you already how much I would love to have this router... But by reading the previous comments, if it really is true you should give this router to Arun Prasath above. Anyway, hope you have a spare one! Cheers all, and keep up the good work! Al.
All who wander are not lost <3
fun/crazy/unique ExpressVPN says: "Take a run, search the eggs for fun, don't be lazy, winning the router ain't crazy, being unique, we offer the best VPN you seek!" A very satisfied user of ExpressVPN.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking the chickens!
Eggs? I dont want eggs for breakfast Mum... I want an ExpressVPN flash router!
looooovvvveeee expressvpn don't like anyone watching what i do on my internet, i have recommended you guys to everyone its fantastic keep up the fantastic work. here is a Easter joke for you to enjoy: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
How many Easter Rabbits does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Got a Copyright Infringement Notice, Im turtled.
Dear Express VPN Team, I have a confession to make. I may have used Chrome's DevTools (F12) combined with the almighty CTRL+F to find your eggs :O Using the alt tag "ExpressEGG" that was used by the first egg. Abuse of development tools? Definitely! Simple, smart and speedy? Absolutely! Those three S words aptly describe your wonderful service, and I'm glad I've had the pleasure of being a customer of such a service! :)
fun stuff
The possibilities with this router are unlimited looking from the point of view from someone stuck with a modem and router in one unit at my college dorm. Would be a great gift to set up my new apartment when I graduate in two months! Especially when you set your wifi to FBI Fan ##### (generic serial number)!
This is dank meme describes my life prior to having ExpressVPN in my life: http://i.imgur.com/RNaUJLN.jpg P.S. The "2.0" Easter Egg one was crafty! Well played!
A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" The parishioner replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service." Every single secret service member uses express VPN. Trust me, I asked Obama. Don't forget to purchase your long term subscription for a good discount! Good luck have fun.
Don't know what I'd do without expressVPN, without it I wouldn't be able to play most of my games in my university accommodation (tonnes of stuff blocked). Love that it's fast enough that I can play CS:GO without much of a handycap. Freedom!!!
Congrats guys for your awesome marketing work and awesome posts in the blogs really apreciate it
Wow, what a fun contest! I love ExpressVPN! You guys are awesome!
WOW Awesome contest! I love ExpressVPN! Thanks you guys are awesome!
Thanks for the hunt, great security tips and allowing me my anonymity again on the net, for the most part anyway. Badgers badgers badgers badgers.
Who is the Easter bunny's favourite actor? Rabbit De Niro
Happy Easter to the team at Express VPN! I have only recently started using your service, but so far I have been more than impressed with the speed, security and customer support provided. Well done and Thank You for the Easter Egg hunt :)
All i want for Easter is my free ExpressVPN flash router, Yeah, Yeah!!
Been here for over a year. Can't live without ExpressVPN, yo.
With the Express VPN router you can now flash everyone who comes over in complete anonymity.
I'M AN EGGSTASTIC EGGXPRESS VPN USER!!! HOPE THIS COMMENT WINS ME THE EGGSQUISITE ROUTER :D
My Dad used to tell us that he'd hidden an Easter Egg somewhere in the yard with a $100 note wrapped around it, but he'd forgotten where he'd helped the Easter Bunny put it. He just called about coming over for dinner for Easter this year and he told me that story. Now I know why he always said Easter was the quietest time of the year in our house. Sneaky.
Happy Easter!
EXPRESSVPN the easiest VPN i've ever used during the last 10years. In fact it's 'dumb' easy. Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? A: They lived 'hoppily' ever after!
'Egg'spress hunt was fun. Especially with VPN.
'Egg'spress hunt was fun. especially with VPN
WOOO! i found em all! thanks for letting me know about your blog with your creative Easter egg hunt. Ive never seen anything like that before!
I loved this Easter egg hunt! I did not know about the blog, and I can say it was very informative. I'l be adding all those extensions now.
Show me the privacy!
WUBALUBADUBDUB! -Rick
How can you find the Easter bunny? Eggs (x) marks the spot.
While I may have had to travel through a veritable rabbit hole previously, the end of the tunnel held one of the sweetest prizes. Express VPN allows for the internet to be used as it truly should. Freely and openly, as a global citizen with the right to access and security across all instances. Regardless of the competition outcome, you should all know that you've created and cultivated a great product and platform that is a boon to any user.
Router would be awesome... Hoping to run a server for some games, and would be pretty beneficial to have it.
Hope I win, will come in handy for a service member serving overseas who needs U.S. TV!
Woo hoo made it. Now fingers crossed I win ;) lol
I found the easter egg!!! This seems to be a fun and nice idea! I hope to try putting all traffic though automatically!
Hook Me Up! Let me taste the VPN flavor for another year plus the Yummy Router Combo =)
Awesome! Thank you guys for the Best & Most Reliable VPN Service Possible =)
Habe vpn-express noch nicht lange, aber bin bis jetzt sehr zu frieden, weiter so.
Easter egg, piece of cake.
I've been told I'm not very funny, I hope I'm not crazy but I am unique; well as unique as a 20 some white kid whose good with technology can get anyhow. So how does someone who is performing a very self-serving task with none of the criteria make the impression on someone he has never met or never spoken too and probably will never met or speak with (ain't privacy great)? He can't. But what he can stand up for what he believes in and that's good enough for now. Empires aren't built overnight. This temple called Express VPN stands for what it believes in. Otherwise many of us may have criminal charges being pursed against. Not everyone uses VPN for malevolent uses but some. Freedom is a special thing, a double edge sword, something that can hurt as much as it helps. You all keep doing your part and I'll do mine, but you don't need me to tell you what to do.
You are simple the best VPN operator of them all! You don't need any funny or special stories because this is a fact! YOU are the winner of this easter contest! YOU deserve a gold medal! The router by the way you can send to me because I really need something new that I can combine with your services like dd-wrt. I live in Sweden by the way so please give us up here in the northern part of Europe a chance to win this easter egg competition. And by the way, I love eggs. Hard boiled for about 7 mins, the perfect easter egg! Thank you guys and happy easter!! Marcus S
I have been using Express VPN for around 10 months and love it. I have already recommended it to some of my friends. It is particularly useful on my college campus, which for some reason only has unencrypted wifi.
Winning is Easy!
Just switched from hide my ass to express VPN yesterday...and loving it already! Way faster and better user support!
Nice eggssess...now give usss our precioussss router
Hi everyone, I'm really happy with ExpressVPN and recommend it to other collegues and friends!
yay
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
With sweaty palms and eager anticipation, I set out in search of the six Express VPN eggs. On my journey through these strange lands I learned how to use VPN to watch March Madness, I engaged in a local dispute over who had the best disguise, Batman or Superman. I even had an old merchant, skin leathery and cracked from the sun, tell me the 5 reasons why I should start caring about my privacy. As I drudged through each land, searching high and low for these little red eggs, it dawned on me that it's not about finding them all, its about the journey and the things I learned on my travels. No longer weary from self doubt, I found the 6th and final egg. Confetti flew, people yelled "Congratulations" and a small kitten did The Carlton. I had made it once and for all. Now it's time to put the 6 easter eggs together and summon the Rabbit to grant me my wish. As the eggs begin to glow a spark of light shoots from the center and out comes the mighty Shenron Floppy Ears. With a piercing gaze and a deep voice he asked me for my wish. Just as I'm about to wish for my fast router and 1 year subscription to Express VPN, thus solidifying my immortality on the internet, a pig jumps out of no where and wishes for a pair of underwear. Angry and defeated, I return home with my new pair of underwear. As I slip them on and get into bed I'm reminded of all I learned on my journey and that old merchant, and what he said about caring for my privacy. With a smile on my face I drift off to sleep knowing I still have a few months left on my current subscription and that my privacy is still safe. The End This story was brought to you by The Flu. Because only someone suffering from The Flu can produce such an incoherent rambling of words.
I have to give all the credit to my cat, Murphy. If he hadn't clicked the bookmark for this blog, I probably wouldn't have seen the Easter Egg hunt! A fun game for us both, I chased the Eggs, he chased the cursor. Thanks ExpressVPN!
Living in a dorm that has... well restrictive internet. I've love using ExpressVPN. This hunt is a neat way to run a contest!
It started with NCAA March madness. How to watch and enjoy the tournament from outside the USA. We learned the values of Tails 2.0 and it's simplicity. That it it's privacy/anonymizing capabilities were very powerful and easy to use. We then found out who had a better secret identity, Batman or Superman. Turns out that it'd be quite hard for them with people like Lex Luthor providing "free" Wi-Fi. What does that matter anyhow, we're not superheroes and have "nothing to hide". As we found out in our next part of the journey, yes, we all have something to hide. It was the first point in the "5 Reasons Why You Should Start Caring About Your Privacy" among other spooky things. Well fear not, in the next part of our journey we learned about the top 3 chrome extensions to help protect your privacy. If all of that failed, there's hope of your right to be forgotten. At least in an internet sort of way. Together we learned one day it may be possible for memories to be forgotten in real life. This could be used to help trauma treatments but on the same side, where does the line get drawn? Well I hope it gets drawn like this contest and the lucky winner is someone like me. Thanks Expressvpn!
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
You got an inhaler? Cause I heard you got that Ass Ma. This is why I have no friends...
Sure, huge amount of VPN servers all around the world, always able to connect to any of those, easy setup, Windows and Android suuport (all I need), excellent bandwidth ,etc... But the best thing for me is WHATEVER the time of the day (night!) is, I get a clear/useful/no non-nonsensical answer from support when I need it, ASAP! Whether I get the prize or not, I'm already satisfied! Thanks.
I've been using ExpressVPN for a long time and must say it's the most easy to install and to use even on smartphonesale. Well done.
OK I'll admit, I cheated. CTRL+U CTRL+F Expressegg. Don't judge!
An author once wrote about Green Eggs and Ham. Someone should do a remake titled "Red Eggs and VPN".
I don't know EGG-actly what to say but I am EGG-stremely hoppy with my ExpressVPN product. Worth the money.
i <3 express vpns support staff! SO helpful!
School without ExpressVPN would be actual hell... so thanks for allowing me to go on reddit in school!
It is too easy to be called easy.
"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
Travelling the digital world with Express VPN! Happy Easter!
Love Express Vpn!I look ahead an I can see a day when your servers will be on the satellites over head or maybe the space station or every planet in the solar system.That would keep the NSA guessing;)But for now,the serves is terrific and I take full advantage of the Express Vpn and it works flawlessly,Great! I look forward to more of the innovative ways to use your service,Always learning from your web site,GT
VPN is a solution to a growing problem and a protection of a basic right - privacy. What a unique idea! So glad I found you.
Privacy is not an option, and it shouldn't be the price we accept for just getting on the Internet.
ExpressVPN is no.1 of choice!
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage's whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men. - Ayn Rand
Free da' interwebz!!!
Give me the router or the Easter Bunny dies...
Thanks for the game.... ExpressVPN is the best.
Very useful for when I was in different countries!!
Loving the VPN guys, Privacy is critical in this day and age. Keep up the good work!!
Snoocher Boochers
Sorry everyone. I automatically win because I'm kind of the world and all that. Well, thanks for playing.
Open the internet...Open the mind.
Let's see if my comment gets posted this time. For some reason my comments aren't getting posted. I think it's the evil arch enemy of purple dinosaurs deleting my post.
I definitely didn't cheat
Banana!!! Haha
Have used your service for the past 2 months, unfortunately my current router has died and this flash router pre loaded would becan excellent easter present. Keep up the good work!!
don't do what you can't undo until you've considered what you can't do once you've done it.....
Why did the Easter Bunny get let go from Holiday Co Operating Systems? Because he couldn't stop hiding Easter eggs everywhere.
Too many eggs - I'm gonna be sick!
In today's world EXPRESSVPN leads the way in in digital freedom!
Do you know what the Easter Bunny is doing the other days of the year? He uses Express VPN and kicks internet insecurity. http://youtu.be/BPb0po2jzfg
This VPN Service has been fantastic! Count me in for a chance to win.
One of the Express VPN is one of the best vpn services. But i have to admit this is the fist service i right but i did the right choice of picking them.
I am a digital Neanderthal. A new router would lift me out of the stone age and help me leave my knuckle dragging days behind....
Hmmm...even though I found the eggs and entered a comment, on the contest page it says I have zero entries... Maybe I need a new router?
Yay I found all the eggs!! Go ExpressVPN!
Quantum Mech? Schrödinger's cat. Here or There? Both. #ExpressVPN
Love the Easter game. Bring on the free year. LOVE Express VPN. u rock ;
Love express VPN. Bring on the router. Does it come with all the eggs????
Wow what a way to giveaway.. Just like the idea abd i love express vpn and would love to win this chance???
I'm a cool cat and I want 'FISHBOOK!'
Cool Easter Egg hunt and great prize.
Fruit salad, yummy yummy!!
I had fun, found all the Easter eggs, learned a few things and was drunk by the end, thanks.
:)
cool!
Using this to protect me and my kids, just found out #2 is on the way! ExpressVPN should help pick a name if it is a girl! And Don't forget to Vote Boaty Mcboatface for the English research vessel!!!
Encoded Xtreme Protection Rendering External Snooping Savages Very Powerless Now